Posts Tagged ‘sexual harassment’

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Somali Pirates, Part Two

by Markasaurus on April 3, 2009 at 12:00 am
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Somali Pirates, Part Two

I think this is also what Bill O’Reilly was accused of. I might be wrong though.

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Adventures In Lovemaking With Bill O’Reilly

by Markasaurus on March 26, 2009 at 2:00 pm
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So there are THREE blog entries today. Woo! I am now in the BLOGOSPHERE, well and truly. Incidentally I still think the word Blogosphere is a lame name for blogs. Just call them Blogs, man. NO WAIT, I would call it the Blogstacle Course. Solved.
ANYWAY, this is just a companion note to yesterday’s comic to let you now that Bill O’Reilly did indeed write a sexy novella, and also hilariously recorded the audiobook for it himself. If you want to listen to some tasty tidbits from that audiobook, look here. My personal favourite part is hearing Bill O’Reilly say “He kissed her inner thigh with his lips and tongue.” Brilliantly, he also narrates the whole thing in the style of the O’Reilly Factor, which makes it sound like he’s bellowing hideous eroticism at Cindy Sheehan. TEN STARS OUT OF FIVE.

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The Erotic Awakening Of Bill O’Reilly

by Markasaurus on March 25, 2009 at 12:00 am
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I cannot stress this enough. Bill O'Reilly's sexy novel is real, and he even recorded the audiobook for it. It the same voice he uses for his fox news show. I wrote in a previous blog entry that this audiobook

I cannot stress this enough. Bill O’Reilly’s sexy novel is real, and he even recorded the audiobook for it. It the same voice he uses for his fox news show. I wrote in a previous blog entry that this audiobook “sounds like he’s bellowing eroticism at Cindy Sheehan.” It is amazing.

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Gore Vidal

by Markasaurus on April 15, 2008 at 12:00 am
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Gore Vidal

Plus his name is Gore. That’s pretty badass. Imagine if Bill O’Reilly was called Entrails O’Reilly. He could be president of Fox by now.

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What Would Bill O’Reilly Do?

by Markasaurus on March 15, 2007 at 12:00 am
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ALLEGEDLY

ALLEGEDLY.

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Bill O’Reilly

by Markasaurus on May 3, 2005 at 12:00 am
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The first of an eventual series of cartoons about Bill O'Reilly. He is a huge dick, but has been eclipsed in recent years by Glenn Beck, who likes to cry like a little girl because liberals aren't playing fair. FACT: When Barack Obama won the 2008 Presidential election Glenn Beck actually puked up baby food, peed his pants and then held his breath until he passed out. Then he peed his pants again. That really happened and is not libel or anything.

The first of an eventual series of cartoons about Bill O’Reilly. He is a huge dick, but has been eclipsed in recent years by Glenn Beck, who likes to cry like a little girl because liberals aren’t playing fair. FACT: When Barack Obama won the 2008 Presidential election Glenn Beck actually puked up baby food, peed his pants and then held his breath until he passed out. Then he peed his pants again. That really happened and is not libel or anything.

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California

by Markasaurus on June 16, 2004 at 12:00 am
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I can't really remember what this cartoon was about. As far as I know I have not been mocked personally by Schwarzenegger, but really 2004 was kind of a blur.

I can’t really remember what this cartoon was about. As far as I know I have not been mocked personally by Schwarzenegger, but really 2004 was kind of a blur.

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