It’s that time of year again, everybody. I am of course referring to the return of no-one’s favourite recurring character, GHOST CRAB. People seemed to be generally positive about last week’s 50 comic extravaganza, so I want to make sure I squander all that good will right away.
Of course, this isn’t completely for no reason at all. I’m doing it because I can, because everybody is free to say whatever they want about anything, and everyone else has the right to not listen or not. There’s been a bit of a fracas recently over certain cartoons about religion, to the point where people have even died over it, which is perhaps one of the most ridiculous things I’ve ever heard about in my life. (And not in a good way.) As a side note, this cartoon is way dumber and more puerile than any of those that have caused controversy recently, so if you do get offended by it then you are probably the sort of person who would get offended by someone eating dinner first, then saying grace afterwards and belching the word ‘Amen.’ In other words, you are silly and nobody really likes you.
FREE SPEECH, BITCHES.