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Some boring facts: In 2005, Tony Blair won an election. Then he quit in 2007 and everybody’s favourite Gordon Brown took over. He then shockingly didn’t win in 2010 but neither did anyone else, so the other two parties formed a weird coalition so that they could both go back on their election promises and blame each other about it. I’m not saying a dictatorship is better of course, just that as far as democracies go it would be nice to have an elected leader in charge once a decade or so.
I don’t think Deed The Inky has many ginger-haired people. I guess we are all gulty in our own ways.
This cartoon comes on top of the news that the US Congress, after folding on every meaningful provision in their healthcare reform act (such as a public option, tighter controls over insurance companies, making it illegal to not have health insurance and so on) they are now considering dropping the one token token gesture that they were supposed to keep in, namely the prevention of denying care for pre-existing conditions. Conditions such as, according to some states, being a victim of domestic abuse.
I’m not implying that the current congress is wussy on stuff like healthcare reform. I’m more sort of implying that their incompetence, corruption and cowardice in this matter is so colossal that I can physically feel how offended I am, and I don’t even live in America. Good luck with your inevitable Massive Violent Uprising, dudes. :O
This is a real thing. The apocalypse is coming.
Ugh. I hate Halloween fad costumes due to some permanent psychological scarring I suffered as a teenager. I grew up not on a farm, but surrounded by farm. Which meant that walking home there were no streetlights, so the journey would be made in almost total darkness and silence. So one year (I assume I must have been around 14 or 15) I just completely forgot about Halloween and I was walking home from wherever I had been when I heard footsteps behind me. Because it’s so quiet, someone treading lightly 30 feet behind you sounds as if you are about to get trampled by a horse. This person was much closer than 30 feet. So I turn around and there is a guy dressed as The Crow literally about two feet behind me. I just about shit my pants. The guy wasn’t up to anything sinister, he was just drunk and walking home and I didn’t hear him trying to overtake me for whatever reason. But yeah, when it’s that dark all you see is the white face paint. Right behind you in the middle of nowhere. When you didn’t even know it was Halloween. Yeah.
Inspired by the phenomenon of the McShit.
McShit (verb) the act of utilising fast food restaurants as public washrooms instead of eateries. Usage: “Ah, I have to take a McShit. Just wait here and get a coffee or something.”