Gregg Beever writes a blog called I Hate Humans. He is a giant, raging communist. We also live in the same house and yesterday he cleaned up a big pile of stinky dishes while I was at work which was very nice of him. BUT, more importantly he is a filthy pinko. I didn’t believe it either, until one day I was at the Communist Flea Market and I found this…

I had the writing at the bottom translated, and it turns out that it says “Gregg Beever Totally Thinks Stalin Is A Super Awesome Dude!” I was so shocked that I dropped all the posters I had bought strictly for the artwork. Then I got home and logged on to Twitter to soothe my nerves, and the first message I saw was “@GREGGBEEVER Hey guys, remember how awesome it was when the Tsarist Regime was destroyed by the Bolshevik Revolution in 1917? LOL I Am On Twitter.” I was apalled. This was blatant communist propaganda. It disregarded both the historical significance of the first World War and Twitter’s 140 character limit. So I propose we send Gregg Beever and, by extension, the entire communist movement a strong message. Here is what I propose – right now, Deed the Inky has 31 fans on Facebook and Gregg Beever’s Democratic Socialist Love Blog has 30. I say we vote with our Facebook accounts, the way the Founding Fathers intended.