Deed The Inky » Bill O’Reilly http://deedtheinky.com A Refreshing Oasis In The Desert Of Competence Tue, 17 Jan 2012 04:57:01 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Adventures In Lovemaking With Bill O’Reilly http://deedtheinky.com/2009/03/26/adventures-in-lovemaking-with-bill-oreilly/ http://deedtheinky.com/2009/03/26/adventures-in-lovemaking-with-bill-oreilly/#comments Thu, 26 Mar 2009 13:00:29 +0000 Markasaurus http://2010.deedtheinky.com/?p=808 So there are THREE blog entries today. Woo! I am now in the BLOGOSPHERE, well and truly. Incidentally I still think the word Blogosphere is a lame name for blogs. Just call them Blogs, man. NO WAIT, I would call it the Blogstacle Course. Solved.
ANYWAY, this is just a companion note to yesterday’s comic to let you now that Bill O’Reilly did indeed write a sexy novella, and also hilariously recorded the audiobook for it himself. If you want to listen to some tasty tidbits from that audiobook, look here. My personal favourite part is hearing Bill O’Reilly say “He kissed her inner thigh with his lips and tongue.” Brilliantly, he also narrates the whole thing in the style of the O’Reilly Factor, which makes it sound like he’s bellowing hideous eroticism at Cindy Sheehan. TEN STARS OUT OF FIVE.

]]> http://deedtheinky.com/2009/03/26/adventures-in-lovemaking-with-bill-oreilly/feed/ 0 The Erotic Awakening Of Bill O’Reilly http://deedtheinky.com/2009/03/25/the-erotic-awakening-of-bill-oreilly/ http://deedtheinky.com/2009/03/25/the-erotic-awakening-of-bill-oreilly/#comments Tue, 24 Mar 2009 23:00:00 +0000 Markasaurus http://2010.deedtheinky.com/?p=614 I cannot stress this enough. Bill O'Reilly's sexy novel is real, and he even recorded the audiobook for it. It the same voice he uses for his fox news show. I wrote in a previous blog entry that this audiobook

I cannot stress this enough. Bill O’Reilly’s sexy novel is real, and he even recorded the audiobook for it. It the same voice he uses for his fox news show. I wrote in a previous blog entry that this audiobook “sounds like he’s bellowing eroticism at Cindy Sheehan.” It is amazing.]]> I cannot stress this enough. Bill O'Reilly's sexy novel is real, and he even recorded the audiobook for it. It the same voice he uses for his fox news show. I wrote in a previous blog entry that this audiobook

I cannot stress this enough. Bill O’Reilly’s sexy novel is real, and he even recorded the audiobook for it. It the same voice he uses for his fox news show. I wrote in a previous blog entry that this audiobook “sounds like he’s bellowing eroticism at Cindy Sheehan.” It is amazing.

]]> http://deedtheinky.com/2009/03/25/the-erotic-awakening-of-bill-oreilly/feed/ 0 Gore Vidal http://deedtheinky.com/2008/04/15/gore-vidal/ http://deedtheinky.com/2008/04/15/gore-vidal/#comments Mon, 14 Apr 2008 23:00:00 +0000 Markasaurus http://2010.deedtheinky.com/?p=425 Gore Vidal

Plus his name is Gore. That’s pretty badass. Imagine if Bill O’Reilly was called Entrails O’Reilly. He could be president of Fox by now.]]> Gore Vidal

Plus his name is Gore. That’s pretty badass. Imagine if Bill O’Reilly was called Entrails O’Reilly. He could be president of Fox by now.

]]> http://deedtheinky.com/2008/04/15/gore-vidal/feed/ 0 What Would Bill O’Reilly Do? http://deedtheinky.com/2007/03/15/what-would-bill-oreilly-do/ http://deedtheinky.com/2007/03/15/what-would-bill-oreilly-do/#comments Wed, 14 Mar 2007 23:00:00 +0000 Markasaurus http://2010.deedtheinky.com/?p=318 ALLEGEDLY

ALLEGEDLY.]]> ALLEGEDLY

ALLEGEDLY.

]]> http://deedtheinky.com/2007/03/15/what-would-bill-oreilly-do/feed/ 0 Bill O’Reilly http://deedtheinky.com/2005/05/03/bill-oreilly/ http://deedtheinky.com/2005/05/03/bill-oreilly/#comments Mon, 02 May 2005 23:00:00 +0000 Markasaurus http://2010.deedtheinky.com/?p=268 The first of an eventual series of cartoons about Bill O'Reilly. He is a huge dick, but has been eclipsed in recent years by Glenn Beck, who likes to cry like a little girl because liberals aren't playing fair. FACT: When Barack Obama won the 2008 Presidential election Glenn Beck actually puked up baby food, peed his pants and then held his breath until he passed out. Then he peed his pants again. That really happened and is not libel or anything.

The first of an eventual series of cartoons about Bill O’Reilly. He is a huge dick, but has been eclipsed in recent years by Glenn Beck, who likes to cry like a little girl because liberals aren’t playing fair. FACT: When Barack Obama won the 2008 Presidential election Glenn Beck actually puked up baby food, [...]]]> The first of an eventual series of cartoons about Bill O'Reilly. He is a huge dick, but has been eclipsed in recent years by Glenn Beck, who likes to cry like a little girl because liberals aren't playing fair. FACT: When Barack Obama won the 2008 Presidential election Glenn Beck actually puked up baby food, peed his pants and then held his breath until he passed out. Then he peed his pants again. That really happened and is not libel or anything.

The first of an eventual series of cartoons about Bill O’Reilly. He is a huge dick, but has been eclipsed in recent years by Glenn Beck, who likes to cry like a little girl because liberals aren’t playing fair. FACT: When Barack Obama won the 2008 Presidential election Glenn Beck actually puked up baby food, peed his pants and then held his breath until he passed out. Then he peed his pants again. That really happened and is not libel or anything.

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