So there are THREE blog entries today. Woo! I am now in the BLOGOSPHERE, well and truly. Incidentally I still think the word Blogosphere is a lame name for blogs. Just call them Blogs, man. NO WAIT, I would call it the Blogstacle Course. Solved.
ANYWAY, this is just a companion note to yesterday’s comic to let you now that Bill O’Reilly did indeed write a sexy novella, and also hilariously recorded the audiobook for it himself. If you want to listen to some tasty tidbits from that audiobook, look here. My personal favourite part is hearing Bill O’Reilly say “He kissed her inner thigh with his lips and tongue.” Brilliantly, he also narrates the whole thing in the style of the O’Reilly Factor, which makes it sound like he’s bellowing hideous eroticism at Cindy Sheehan. TEN STARS OUT OF FIVE.
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I cannot stress this enough. Bill O’Reilly’s sexy novel is real, and he even recorded the audiobook for it. It the same voice he uses for his fox news show. I wrote in a previous blog entry that this audiobook “sounds like he’s bellowing eroticism at Cindy Sheehan.” It is amazing.
Plus his name is Gore. That’s pretty badass. Imagine if Bill O’Reilly was called Entrails O’Reilly. He could be president of Fox by now.
The first of an eventual series of cartoons about Bill O’Reilly. He is a huge dick, but has been eclipsed in recent years by Glenn Beck, who likes to cry like a little girl because liberals aren’t playing fair. FACT: When Barack Obama won the 2008 Presidential election Glenn Beck actually puked up baby food, peed his pants and then held his breath until he passed out. Then he peed his pants again. That really happened and is not libel or anything.