In the 60′s, Johnny Cash accidentally killed about half the population of California Condors in the world. If he had succeeded, he would be one of only two individuals who had wiped out an entire species by themselves. And that’s what Johnny Cash has in common with half a cat.
There is an element of fantasy to this, ’cause I can’t actually grow a full face beard. DON’T TELL ANYONE KAY THANKS.
That was a pretty okay burn.
I outsourced my business card printing to China, hoping that they would be back by Sunday (see post below) and they finally arrived! They are actually much classier-looking than I though they’d be.
You can’t really see it in the photo, but the monster and Richard Nixon both have Spot UV printing, so they are shiny like a book cover. The minimum order was for 300, and I estimate the readership of this site to be about 20, so if you ever meet me I will probably give you like a dozen business cards.
I use this monster on my business cards.
To kick off what is sure to be a rarely updated and shoddily presented blog, here is a little bonus comic for you. It is a picture of a monster breathing fire on a robot, which is retaliating by firing pirates and ninjas at it. the image was specially designed to appeal to the Internet. As you are reading this on the Internet, enjoy.
This 100% actually happened to me. To this day, I still have no idea how that was an effective segue in his head.
This is the first cartoon to feature the GHOST CRAB, the closest thing Deed The Inky has to a recurring character. Nobody likes the ghost crab but me.
This was outside the Staples in Edmonton, Alberta, Canada. I live there now. In Edmonton, not the Staples.
