I happen to know the exact time I was born, so I wrote this sentence in my twenties. No, wait…. this should be the last sentence I write in my twenties: Even a stopped clock is correct twice a day. Unless it stopped because it melted in a fire. In which case the only time it’s right about is that one time when the clock caught on fire. And here is the first sentence I wrote in my thirties: You can lead a horse to water, but once it’s there you can’t balance it on top of another horse for very long. Ten seconds, max.
That should set the tone nicely.
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