This guy is such a douche. He was the one pushing for British people (of which I am one) to all carry I.D. cards which carry fingerprints and retina scans. ALso you are not just issued them, they would cost (last time I checked) about £200. The good news is they would be optional. The bad news is, you would need one to work, drive a car or leave the country. Also when I went to university it cost about £1000 a year, so 3 grand-ish total. About 2 years after it jumped to about £20,000, and who even knows what it’s at now. That was Blunkett’s fault too. I don’t know why he’s talking out of his hand in this cartoon.

This was outside the Staples in Edmonton, Alberta, Canada. I live there now. In Edmonton, not the Staples.

This was one of the first mildly irritating camera store customers I encountered. Little did I know of the horrors to come over the years, such as “I am mad because I bought this camera at Best Buy and I can’t return it at a completely unrelated store” guy, and “I’m going to sue you because somebody threw out the over-exposed leader on the beginning of my film that didn’t have any photos on it anyway” woman. The latter, incidentally, complained to the Blacks Photo head office and got $50. So remember if you have a grievance, Blacks Photo will fold like a card table.

The people in this cartoon are, L-R: My sister Charlotte, Me, My friend Sam. I don’t know why we were drinking on a Monday.

What the shit, man

Seriously, I wish they’d lost that election SO HARD.

There really are. Although, it’s hard to tell because all goths walk around looking vaguely annoyed anyway.

We went on a big road trip around Europe in 2004 and stayed with my Uncle and Aunt in Belgium.  Belgium is very flat, but awesome.

Fun Fact: I had never learned to tie a tie before I got that job. I was 24 years old.

This is another thing that really happened. Literally, photos of a cage fighter with Vin Diesel, and I lost them all. As in, deleted from the memory card. Gone. Luckily he didn’t mind waiting around for half an hour and we managed to get them back. He was actually really cool about it. After I soiled myself.