The thing about this scam too, is that it’s actually a less gratuitous scam than the ones the banks have been pulling. Plus it would totally work.

There is an important exception to this rule, which I am sure to be called out on – the moons of Uranus do not follow this particular astronomical naming convention. They are named after characters from Shakespeare. Except for some that aren’t. They are named after characters from an Alexander Pope poem. I don’t know why. Man, screw Uranus. (Hur hur)

I’m sure it’s fine to post Joe Liberman’s mailing address here, it’s on his Official Site anyway. Why Joe Liberman? I don’t think he has any particular affiliation to the Tea Party, I just think he’s a dick.

I’ve always thought there was something vaguely sinister about birds. I’m pretty sure this is what it is.

First comic back since the site’s sort-of-accidental hiatus! For the time being, comics will have to be hand-drawn and not coloured I’m afraid, because I just don’t have time to do full-colour ones all the time. That’s kind of what caused the hiatus in the first place. I’ll try to do as many colour ones as I can though!

I have finally returned after a protracted, job-switching absence. This comic is probably such a non-sequitur that it will alienate everybody except me. Enjoy!

P.S. At least it’s not a Ghost Crab comic. You guys seem to really not like Ghost Crab.

So February 1st is Hourly Comics Day, which is more or less what you would expect – if you are inclined to draw comics, February 1st is a day to draw one comic per hour for every hour you are awake. I vowed to do it this year, forgot, and then did it anyway several days later. It did not go particularly well but here are the results anyway. I am very sorry.

Just to clear up any confusion with this comic, Halliburton really is totally all about rape. Actually, so are about 30 Republican Senators, including John McCain. Stay classy, everyone.

Oh yeah, and AT&T networks can’t handle the iPhone. So their solution is to tell people to not use their iPhones so much.

Oh, Australia. I love you but sometimes your government just goes Full Retard. Like the way you guys aren’t supposed to have grown-up video games, what’s up with that? It’s almost as outrageous as the number of inaccurate cultural stereotypes in this cartoon.

This is a pretty cheap joke, but it’s been floating around my head ever since I saw the first previews and I can’t resist it any more. Sorry everybody!