Deed The Inky

ROUND ONE.

mrs.winniejeffries2005@yahoo.fr wrote:

Dear Friend,

my private E-mail// mrs.winniejeffries2009@gmail.com I am contacting you believing that you are a honest and trustworthy person. I believe you will not betray the confidence; I am willing to repose in you, for me to have contacted you even though we’ve not met before.

I have decided to seek your help in carrying out my last wishes, My name is Mrs Winnie Jeffrries. I’m a 52 years old woman and my Country is Ouagadougou, I was the chairman of “Cocoa marchant farmers”, based in the city of “Ouagadougou” the Republic of Burkina Faso, I was also married with two children.

My husband was the director of Camela Vegetable Oil Company (CVO) before his death, with my two children were involved in a car accident on December 26th 2004, before this happened, my business and concern for making money was all I care for, I never really cared about other values in life.

Since I was bereaved, I have found a new desire to assist helpless families, I have been helping orphans in orphanage/motherless, I have also donated some money for humanitarian needs, only recently I saw on television the colossal loss of properties and livelihood people in Canberra, Australia through fire.

I was moved with great pity and compassion that I decided to make this contribution on assisting people over there or any part of the world like Asia/ Europe and America that might still need any financial help, I have kept (US$9.300 Million) Nine Million Three Hundred Thousand United States Dollars in a long-term deposit in bank.

Presently, I’m in a hospital where I have been undergoing treatment for Oesophagi Cancer at Memorial Hospital.

I have since lost my ability to talk and my doctors have told me that I have only few weeks to live, It is my last wish to see this money distributed to victims of the fire outbreak in Australia and other charity organization in the World like I said, I have enclosed for you the Current Photograph I took below Because relatives and friends have plundered so much of my wealth since my illness, I cannot live with the agony entrusting this huge responsibility to any of them.

Please, I beg you in the name of God to help me collect the deposit with the help of my Lawyer and distribute it accordingly Use your judgment to distribute the money and keep 30% of it to yourself. Feel free to re-imbrues yourself when you have the money for any expenses you made during the process of collecting/claiming the Funds on my behalf.

Please If you are willing to help, please reply as soon as possible, Again I will allow you to communicate with the bank were the fund is directly upon the receipt of your reply because I want this project to be completed by next month before I die according to the Doctor.

And also attach to me in your return mail your personal details for familiarity, May the good lord bless you.

1. Your Full Names

2. Your Age/ Sex

3. Your Marital Status

4. Your Occupation

5. Your Mobile Numbers/Fax

6. Your International Passport/Working ID/Driving Lincence.

I am waiting for your response. My private E-mail// mrs.winniejeffries2007@gmail.com

Yours faithfully,

Mrs Winnie Jeffries.

mark@deedtheinky.com wrote:

How fortunate I was to receive this e-mail in such an intense hour of need. I am a high ranking government official in the United States who is working on a secret project. Federal funding has been removed from the project partly due to the economic collapse, and also because congress has declared the project would be a war crime. I assured them that the weapon I am designing would only be used against the Republic of Burkina Faso, with whom we are not at war, so technically it would not be a war crime. They responded that it would start a war, and the second time I used it would be a war crime. Their condition to fund the weapon project as long as I didn’t use it a second time was unacceptable, and so we have reached an empasse.

Disclosing that much information about Project Nemesis has made me culpable for almost a dozen felonies, so I will get back to my original point. The project requires precisely $9.3 million US to purchase a lens capable of focusing a four billion watt laser array from a distance of twenty miles above the Earth. I was beginning to despair that I would never be able to raise that much money without selling 2% of my Halliburton shares, and then I was fortunate enough to receive your generous offer. I appreciate that your original offer was only for 30% of the total amount, but trust me, if I keep the full amount I will be able to end the suffering of millions.

Here is my contact information as requested…

1. Richard Bruce Cheney

2. 68/Male

3. Married

4. Private Sector

5. (202) 456-1414

6. I have no passport, and my driving license was revoked due to numerous DUIs.

Please send the the money as soon as possible, or you will receive an unimaginable retribution.

www.whitehouse.gov

mrs.winniejeffries2005@yahoo.fr wrote:

My Dear,

Thanks for your response to my letter, I appreciate your willingness and kind gesture to assist in claiming this funds and using it as I have stated in my first proposed letter to you. I want you to understand that I am here to direct you until you receive the fund into your account, I will help you to pay any fees maybe involve for the transferring of the fund, since I am still a live.

As a matter of fact, my health is continuously going down everyday and I have placed my life in the hands of God almighty to take care of me. However, I would request you to contact my Attorney in whom I have built so much trust and faith to work out these modalities with you. He will assist you and he will stand to represent your interest with the Bank since you are the new beneficiary incase if you are unable to fly down here in Burkina Faso West Africa to handle this transaction by yourself.

Please contact my Attorney with the below information and let every of your correspondence go through him,

and donacal alct fail to update me. Name: Barr. Oxford Bello

Email: (barrister.oxford@yahoo.fr)

Phone: 00226 76 41 10 13

Please send me all the information below the lawyer will use it and go to the ministry involved to get the certificate of claim on your behalf, so that you will use it and contact the bank for the transferring of the said fund. Please after my lawyer has got the certificate and he will send it to you immediately. Then every of your correspondence will be going through him as your representative here in Burkina Faso and donforget to update me.

1, your full name :

2, Bank Name :

3, Account Number:

4, Swift Code :

5, Date Of Birthday :

6 Country:

He will guide you accordingly and please bear in mind that his words are my words, and you have to Co-operate with him. I will advise him to release all the necessary documents which you will use and contact the bank as the real beneficiary of the said fund.

I hope I have made myself clear to you. Finally, I want you to bear in mind that this project is not a do or die affair. I make this decision because of my condition and the problem am facing in my late husband’s family.

I have use part of the fund which my late husband deposited in his own country to build an Orphanage house in Africa and I want to see who can help me in any country and build another in my name.

Contact my attorney now and don’t fail to update me.

Thanks and God bless you and your family for your Willingness to help the needy.

Mrs Winnie Jeffries

mark@deedtheinky.com wrote:

Ms. Jeffries,

Thank you for your promptness in replying to me. I can assure you that from my side, the process of transferring the funds has already begun.

As I mentioned previously, I am a fairly high-ranking government official, and as such I have excellent resources at my disposal. From the phone number you provided me with I have already procured your personal address, your bank information and the same details for your attorney. As we are all legitimate business people, I am sure you won’t mind me taking these liberties as it will speed the process up greatly. Since I am able to go through much faster channels, I will simply be withdrawing the entire $9 million directly from your account myself. You should consider this a kindness, as the tax on a transfer of this amount would be in the region of 97%.

Unfortunately, I am not able to travel to Burkina Faso myself for at least a week, but I am able to send one of my associates. He will arrive at your house tomorrow at 12:00 noon precisely. He will be caucasian, 6′ 4″, wearing a black suit and tie, white shirt and aviator sunglasses. For this purpose you may call him Gunther. When he arrives he will say the phrase “The Sun Never Sets On The Roman Empire” and you will respond “HAIL PROJECT NEMESIS.” Be sure to say it as if you are talking in capital letters. Failure to respond exactly as instructed, or discovery that your bank account does not contain $9 million will result in dire consequences; Gunther has been instructed that in the case of failure on your part he is to eat all the food in your house and then to bad-mouth the entire Republic Of Burkina Faso on the official Republican Twitter Page. A similar situation occurred in Papua New Guinea in September, and national tourism dropped by 30%. The individual responsible was left hungry and ostracized by his community.

But these are harsh words, and I know our relationship will be a friendly and fruitful one. Let me know when Gunther has visited, and I will provide you with instructions on how to escape Burkina Faso before Project Nemesis is active. You may have to abandon your possessions – forewarned is forearmed.

Yours sincerely,

Richard Cheney

mrs.winniejeffries2005@yahoo.fr wrote:

NO RESPONSE.

ROUND TWO.

dispatch@announcerone.biz wrote:

HIANG AND ASSOCIATES

SOLICITOR AND ADVOCATES

NO. 24, JALAN MELAKA RAYA 31,

TAMAN MELAKA RAYA

MALAYSIA

I am Barrister Bin Othman , Attorney at law. A deceased client of mine, that shares the same last name as yours, who died as the result of a heart-related condition in March 12th 2005. His heart condition was due to the death of all the members of his family in the tsunami disaster on the 26th December 2004 in Sumatra Indonesia . http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2004_Indian_Ocean_earthquake

I have contacted you to assist in distributing the money left behind by my client before it is confiscated or declared unserviceable by the bank where this deposit valued at Eighteen Million dollars( US$18,000.000.00 million dollars) is lodged. This bank has issued me a notice to contact the next of kin, or the account will be confiscated.

My proposition to you is to seek your consent to present you as the next-of-kin and beneficiary of my named client, since you have the same last name, so that the proceeds of this account can be paid to you. Then we can share the amount on a mutually agreed-upon percentage. All legal documents to back up your claim as my client’s next-of-kin will be provided. All I require is your honest cooperation to enable us see this transaction through.

This will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from many breach of the law. If this business proposition offends your moral values, do accept my apology. I must use this opportunity to implore you to exercise the utmost indulgence to keep this matter extraordinary confidential, whatever your decision, while I await your prompt response. Please contact me at once to indicate your interest. I will like you to acknowledge the receipt of this e-mail as soon as possible via my private EMAIL: (barrbinothman@gmail.com) and treat with absolute confidentiality and sincerity. I look forward to your quick reply.

Best Regards,

Bin Othman

Attorney At Law

mark@deedtheinky.com wrote:

Dear Mr. Othman bin,

Happy day that you managed to find somebody with the same name as your client, and for such a sympathetic cause! I understand all too well the suffering of someone who got heart disease from the Sumatran tsunami; I myself am suffering from diabetes brought on by the explosion of the Challenger Space Shuttle. It is a constant drain on my friendly disposition.

I am currently in negotiations to receive $9.8 Million from a lovely man in Burkina Faso, but I would be more than happy to also help you achieve your very selfless goals. I must have not been easy to find somebody with my name, so I applaud your efforts so far. Please mail a business-class plane ticket to Malaysia to the following address and we can proceed from there…

Mephistopheles Cornucopia

110-48,629 James Franco Way

Fort Lauderdale

Florida, USA

68435

If this is unacceptable, my brother also goes by the same name as me. You can contact him via e-mail at email@/lieberman.senate.gov

May the Lord keep your napkins crisply folded.

-M. C.

dispatch@announcerone.biz wrote:

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