It eventually was revealed that Governor Romney was storing the semi-digested snack treats in his cheeks for later consumption. When confronted about this behaviour on popular new show 60 Minutes, he responded by falling into a deep sleep for around 5 months under an old tree.
Latex and Tequila is how I always imagine Donald Trump smells. That, or melting plastic barely masked by cologne that smells like petrol.
Oh, the Old White Dude. History’s underdog. One day, their time will come. One day they will no longer suffer on the sidelines, treated like second-class citizens and denied their place in society. I’m pretty sure this is exactly what Malcolm X was talking about.
Aviators make everything better.