To kick off what is sure to be a rarely updated and shoddily presented blog, here is a little bonus comic for you. It is a picture of a monster breathing fire on a robot, which is retaliating by firing pirates and ninjas at it. the image was specially designed to appeal to the Internet. As you are reading this on the Internet, enjoy.
I actually would rather do the cartoons myself and have a robot do basically everything else for me. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK
His tie is made of aerosol cans.
I came out smelling worse than when I came in. Or at least, more like a sex offender.
This 100% actually happened to me. To this day, I still have no idea how that was an effective segue in his head.
For some reason, I love writing just ridiculous self-mocking dialogue for racist idiot characters. I seem to have an endless supply of it too.
