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No-one really remembers John Kerry now, but this was all he banged on about during the election. Remember those swift boat douchebags? Also the beans thing is not totally irrelevant – John Kerry’s wife is Teresa Heinz, as in heiress to the Heinz beans fortune. In other news, John Kerry looks like a haunted tree and has had two hip replacements in spite of the fact that he is not an old lady.